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Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait. It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony. So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together. They went back to St. Peter, and said: "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?" "Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I will never get a lawyer!"

11/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: rita ·

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

11/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: rita ·

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The lawyer protested that a three-year wait was unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears. The lawyer was then approached by the devil, who told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal to be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willing to change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked: "Why can appeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?" The devil answered: "We have all of the judges."

11/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: rita ·

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

Question: What is 1 + 2 ?

Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.

Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.

Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.

A guy walks into a post office...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche and a porcupine?

- A porcupine has pricks on the outside!

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Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

A guy walks into a post office...

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche and a porcupine?

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